Reverse Psychology?

The human had an insight today, about quality time, and so she is not just napping with the kittens, not just giving them outings, but spending time with them alone, in the bedroom... She is talking things over with them, and, by proxy, with their guardian angels - about how much better for them it would be if they had their own exclusive human/s. Then she looks around! OMG!! Oh no!!! The hydroponic Chinese evergreen - at least 16 years old - is gone! AreToo is chewing on the vintage Raggedy Andy.... And we will never say what happened to the contemporary Raggedy Ann (not peed/pooped/puked on, thank you very much). And then there is the antique whatnot tray overturned, and the jewelry case spilled with the 6 sharp antique hatpins... (And she thought she had kitten-proofed several times over!) Who would want kittens like these?? Even though they are almost guaranteed now to be healthy!!!!!