New New Yorker

We really like the new New Yorker cover.
We all want tail enhancements.

Except Buddy.
He says it would interfere with his "brand" -
Buddy Short Tail, Buddy Three Fang, Buddy Bed Monster, Eater of Many Toes...
(Biter of Many Toes? Nibbler of Many Toes??)

Company For Dinner

Human cooks.
Kittens supervise.

Popette

New name for Cloud?
Whatever...

Kittens' First Christmas

Cyrano's new favorite food: Cashews.
Christmas dinner (humans were invited): Fancy Feast.
(Catnip was also served.)

Banshee, Petunnia, Lucy, Buddy, Cloud and Cyrano say

Merry 2 Days After Christmas

to all of our friends...

It's Official

The results are in -
Cloud and Cyrano are tied for Cutest Kittens on this blog...

Passive Aggressive Masterpiece

So, Petunnia is in the bedroom.
She wants to get on the bed, but only, you know, gradually...
So she looks at it for a while.
She gets on the dresser and looks at it from a different perspective.
She looks out the window for a while.
Then Banshee comes in and gets on the bed.
Petunnia is extremely indignant, but the human is there, saying "Be good, be nice, etc."
Yuck.
So Petunnia gets on the bed, walks past Banshee, sits on a book, and washes.
The human says "Good girl, etc.!"
More yuck.
So then Banshee and the human stop paying attention to Petunnia.
Petunnia goes over to Banshee and just barely touches her nose to Banshee's fur.
Banshee jumps off the bed and runs out of the bedroom.
Petunnia takes Banshee's spot on the bed - Victory!

Christmas Toy

Kittens raid Christmas bows / make off with "pretty" one...
Human objects.
(In vain.)

Sad Morning For Kitten

Cloud falls into sink, gets wet...
(Human cuddles Cloud.)

Mr. Moonbeam

New name for Cyrie?
NOT!

More Toys

Yeah!
Human cleans out under the bed - finds phone (boring), books (BORING), but also lots and LOTS of kitten toys...
Note to selves: If we work fast, we can lose most of them before she comes home tonight....
(Oh, the cleverness of us!)
Us

Best Toys

Cloud: Anything left on the bathroom sink, for example, contact lens case, preferably with contacts inside.

Cyrano: Crumpled up, little tear-outs from The New Yorker, which is our favorite magazine (on account of our being Blue kittens, whatever that means...).

Kittens Reach New "Heights"

Run through the kitchen, send one - or more - bowls of dry food geysering into the air...
Run through the kitchen sending water bowl exploding/fountaining into the air....
Now, do both at the same time.....
Wow.

Cloud=Brains

Cyrano=Brawn

Helping Buddy

Buddy sleeps on the new couch.
The kittens sleep with Buddy.

Helping Petunnia

Petunnia is in charge of water.
She reminds the human to give us new good water everyday.
She spills the old bad water.
The kittens help Petunnia by drinking first.
Petunnia loves the kittens.

We Don't Have Anything To Say Today

We're tired of being cute.

No Christmas Tree??

We're going to complain Bill O'Reilly.
Whoops, we can't - we're Demo-kittens... C&C

Big Book

Our human has been spending too much time reading a BIG book.
AND it gets in the way when we try to sleep on her.
We think she should have waited for the paperback...
Petunnia, Buddy, & Cloud

The Librarian Returns

Our Librarian, that is...
We loaned her to Lilly and Maynard*, who returned her well within the loan period - thanks, guys.
922 Cats

*Oh, never mind...