Passive Aggressive Masterpiece

So, Petunnia is in the bedroom.
She wants to get on the bed, but only, you know, gradually...
So she looks at it for a while.
She gets on the dresser and looks at it from a different perspective.
She looks out the window for a while.
Then Banshee comes in and gets on the bed.
Petunnia is extremely indignant, but the human is there, saying "Be good, be nice, etc."
Yuck.
So Petunnia gets on the bed, walks past Banshee, sits on a book, and washes.
The human says "Good girl, etc.!"
More yuck.
So then Banshee and the human stop paying attention to Petunnia.
Petunnia goes over to Banshee and just barely touches her nose to Banshee's fur.
Banshee jumps off the bed and runs out of the bedroom.
Petunnia takes Banshee's spot on the bed - Victory!