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So, Petunnia goes into the bedroom and wants to get up on the bed.
She slowly cranes her neck way up to peek and make sure none of her siblings are already there.
When she sees that the coast is clear, she hugely extends her paws and sinks her claws deeply into the mattress, meaning mine, all mine!
Then, failing to fully retract her claws, she jumps: it is a less than stellar launch into bedspace.
Petunnia says that absolutely no one may ever learn of this extremely unfortunate event, which, afterall, never even happened, and besides, she meant to do it that way all along...