True Story

AM:
Human, running late, jostles night table and the flashlight (left over from blackout) tumbles to the floor and rolls under the bed...
Human - running late, remember? - says (or thinks) I'll think about that tomorrow (or something)...

PM:
Human (finally) comes home, finds flashlight beside the bed - easily picked up!
What happened? Was it elves?? Was it kittens???
Kittens say, Whoops! This could seriously damage our rep....