Extreme Crash Investigated

This time they've gone too far...
Well, no, actually, they haven't, but almost...
Well, no, not almost, but almost almost almost almost almost...
Almost.
(Almost.)
Nuked: A semi-nice glazed plant pot, interior clay pot, plant! and lots of dirt.
And, if that's not bad enough, a very nice, sentimentally important, glass vase imperilled...
Kittens counter: But you vacuumed it afterward!
That was much worse than anything we did!!