New Tactic

So, the human is reading in bed. Petunnia is beside her, and Buddy is at the foot of the bed. Buddy wants to be petted, but Petunnia is in the way. In a brilliant maneouvre, Buddy comes up over the human's knees, lands in her lap, and curls up to purr. Petunnia stalks away in utter disgust, as only Petunnia can...