The True Story of Banshee The Beautiful

It was a bright and sunny day - in fact, it was a hot and humid late Summer Sunday afternoon... The human was visiting the grandhuman, whose house was all closed up, with a noisy old air conditioner making noise in the front room window. And then, over and above the air conditioner, there came another noise, a cat noise, somewhere outside, a loud cat noise! The human opened the door, and looked. And looked. And looked again. And there, far down the street, was a small dark shape coming closer. The shape was going from porch to porch, from door to door, making that extremely loud noise. By the time it got to the grandhuman's porch, the cat food - 2 kinds - and water were waiting. Since it was Summer, the human simply hoped that the pretty little tortoise shell's humans would find her soon, and then she - the human - went home to her own 919 cats...