About The Peaches

There were two of them, two peaches that is - I'm sure it's only a coincidence that there are also two kittens. The peaches, which were not fully ripe, were in a bag, and the bag was in a bag, but it was still the human's fault for absent-mindedly leaving the bag/s on the dining room table top. The next morning, there is something quite sinister looking on the dining room floor. On closer examination, it is one very punctured peach; the other peach is missing. (It was located later, under the table, somewhat less punctured.)