Kittenist Vandals Strike Under Cover Of Darkness

It had been a while since the poor human awoke to the terrifying sound of things going crash in the night. She headed for the bathroom and a contact lens, but stopped - between her and the sink she could just make out the wreckage: a heavy Mexican wine glass that held odds and ends had been ruthlessly pulled from the window sill... Nearly blind, the human gathered up big chunks of blue and white glass, then got a broom, then the vacuum cleaner - it's important to be thorough with all those little paws running barefoot. The good news: the human threw away old makeup brushes she hadn't used for years. The bad news: she found her missing nail file, but only after she'd already bought a new one...