Injury PLUS Insult

Update on "Crash" - When it was lighter out, and when the human put in her contacts, she found the antique lamp, the little glass one with the column base and the black and gold paper shade... It was, of course, on the floor, the shade was off (and crushed), and the (miraculously) unbroken lightbulb at an angle that did not bode well for the lamp ever lighting again... But worst of all was that the was the poor lamp had been dragged half way from the dining room into the living room by its electrical cord... (Did they think it was a tail??)