Plant Abuse Alert

It was not in the least bit subtle - in fact, the crash was felt through the floor... Upon investigation, the human found, in the dining room, the new prayer plant, newly potted only yesterday! - upside down in an explosion of its own damp potting soil.... And there, utterly unrepentant, was..... a kitten! Now, this is a household with a proud history of plant abuse - the sainted Strega - at great personal risk - once nuked a magnificent pothos so thriving it had grown tendrils right through the curtains!! And then there was PetunniaPetunnia...... And no slouches, either, Cloud and Cyrrie. But, less than 36 hours??? I mean, really really really.......