Convergence

For quite some time, now, I've been aware that I am taking on cat characteristics - not the good ones, mind you: gaining weight ala Lucy, but without the good eye makeup; bad eyes, like the sainted Strega; zits, like 'Toonya, etc. (I would mention the whiskers, but that would be just too embarrassing.) So this morning I wake up with a patch of matted fur, er, I mean, hair, and after 20 min of brushing, combing and fingering, I finally got the scissors and cut the dratted thing out - just like Lucy, again...