Tonight

Long day, home late, but FancyFeast is on the schedule, and so FF it is: And the chaos ensues, way faster than the poor human can produce the saucers and cans. This is why I want webcams, she says, as they mill about, tripping her, tripping each other, and commenting cacaphonously... Wait a minute: Webcams? No, I want a whole camera crew! I want action shots and stills and longshots and closeups and retakes and out-takes! Nothing less would do justice to all this magnificent mayhem! FancyFeast, they say, Stay on topic! Right.