Some Thoughts On The Old Quartz Heater

It's so old that only one of the quartz rods works. It's so old that the control dial doesn't work at all - there's only "High" and you turn it on and off by plugging it in and out of the wall. And yet ever since I brought it down from the attic, they've been lined up to bask in front of it. This morning I wanted it for the bathroom while I took my shower, but Cloud and 'Toonya clearly had dibs...