Once Upon A Mattress

This is actually the very last night for this mattress, which, due to cats and "kittens" insisting on having the middle, came, over many years, to resemble a mountain range, with the poor human huddled on a narrow strip of foothills. There's even a hole where a spring got sprung, that the human learned to sleep around with yoga-like dexterity. Woohoo... And our new mattress was on sale.