Don't Quibble

So, how many cats (including kittens) are there, really?
Nine-hundred and twenty-two. Mathematical proof:

Banshee, Petunnia, Lucy, Buddy, Cloud and Cyrano = many cats.

922 cats = many cats.

Therefore

Banshee, Petunnia, Lucy, Buddy, Cloud and Cyrano = 922 cats.

QED.

(And thank you Terry Pratchett, troll-mathematician.)