AM

How many high crimes and misdemeanors can one kitten perpetrate in one morning? (And it's still early...)

• 5:35 am - crash in bathroom - kitten Cyrrie caught on vanity with over-turned perfume bottle.
• 5:40 - Cyrrie tries to climb lace curtain.
• 5:43 - Cyrrie tries to climb lace curtain.
• 5:44 - Cyrrie tries to climb lace curtain.
• 5:45 - Human offers toy, which is, of course, ignored.
• 5:50 - Cyrrie finds dangling electrical cord to bat around.
• 5:51 - Human gets up to check food bowls, which are not empty.
• 5:52 - Human tops up food bowls anyway.
• 5:58 - Cyrrie tries to climb corn plant.
• 6:01 - Crash in bedroom - Cyrrie caught with over-turned perfume bottle (removed from bathroom for safe-keeping).

Only one question: Where was chief mischief maker Cloud??