Friday, April 29, 2005
Thursday, April 28, 2005
Coming Home
Way late, very tired, the human says there is nothing so restorative as a medium to large dose of cats (and kittens, of course)...
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
New Stuff
Our human got us a fancy new scratching post. (BTW, that was totally unnecessary - the "new" couch was working just fine...) But the really good news is, it came in a box...
Blaming The Victim
When Petunnia "encountered" Buddy in the bathroom this morning, evidently she used more than bad language. But given his penchant for teasing her (Petunnia, he only does it because he likes you...), there may indeed be such a thing as a self-inflicted smack...
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Why We Believe In Evolution
According to our human, cat perfection (i.e., us) is the result of 40,000,000 years of carnivore evolution.
Senior cats say, That sounds about right...
Kittens say, Are we perfect, or what?!
Human also says, God is a perfectionist!
Senior cats say, That sounds about right...
Kittens say, Are we perfect, or what?!
Human also says, God is a perfectionist!
Performance Anxiety
Kittens abruptly halt morning rumpus upon realizing that they have an audience: Should we be making someone else's entertainment?
Monday, April 25, 2005
Sunday, April 24, 2005
Invasive Species
They migrate. Originating in the toy basket in the bedroom, octopi have washed up in the front room, dining room, kitchen, hallway, computer room, even in the bathroom... Thank goodness for kittens! The only known predators of ubiquitous octopi, kittens seem to be preventing an octopus population explosion...
Saturday, April 23, 2005
Cloud Enjoys Her Blog
Everyone is asleep but Cloud and the human. Cloud is bored, so the human shows her the blog. Cloud lap sits with her paws on the desk, watching rapt as the human scrolls back through April... When the 15th comes up, Cloud moves forward until her nose touches the computer screen! The human is seriously bemused...
Friday, April 22, 2005
Thursday, April 21, 2005
The Great Octopi Hunt
Missing octopi located in toy basket.
Enthusiastic kittens thwart multiple escape attempts.
Enthusiastic kittens thwart multiple escape attempts.
Wednesday, April 20, 2005
Tuesday, April 19, 2005
"Amends"
Included human working at home for a day, and letting cats - and kittens - play in the attic...
Conclusion To Complaining
(Well, temporary conclusion...)
Buddy does not complain - he never does (well, hardly ever); he just looks sadly and says, But I missed you!
Petunnia does, of course, complain. She complains abut the complaining. She complains about having no one but her siblings to complain to... She does not go quite so far as to use bad language.
Human promises: "Amends" will be made (they will probably include Fancy Feast)....
Buddy does not complain - he never does (well, hardly ever); he just looks sadly and says, But I missed you!
Petunnia does, of course, complain. She complains abut the complaining. She complains about having no one but her siblings to complain to... She does not go quite so far as to use bad language.
Human promises: "Amends" will be made (they will probably include Fancy Feast)....
Lucy Complains
If our human is here, we can at least lobby for a change in crunchies.
If she's not, we have to fast in protest.
(Or not...)
If she's not, we have to fast in protest.
(Or not...)
Human Absent Many Many Hours
First in a long litany of complaints:
Banshee - It's Spring! She went "to work" (see earlier posts) and closed the bedroom window!!
Banshee - It's Spring! She went "to work" (see earlier posts) and closed the bedroom window!!
Monday, April 18, 2005
Sunday, April 17, 2005
Saturday, April 16, 2005
Manners
Tactless kitten muscled in on Petunnia's sunbeam this morning. Petunnia, unsuprisingly, used bad language...
Friday, April 15, 2005
Thursday, April 14, 2005
Getting To Work On Time
Human work, that is. Cats and kittens are always on time...
So. The human has to go to work, to bring home - not the bacon, but the Fancy Feast! This is important, then... Coat, purse, brief-case, yes. Fountain is flowing. Top up the food bowls. Then, inventory: Dining room table-top, double occupied. "New" couch, occupied. Morris chair, occupied. Bed, occupied. But then, where is...? Not under the dining room table. Not in the bathtub. Ok, start over. And, finally, Cloud materializes from whatever x-dimension she was visiting. And so, with 922 cats properly acounted for, the human gets... to go to work!
So. The human has to go to work, to bring home - not the bacon, but the Fancy Feast! This is important, then... Coat, purse, brief-case, yes. Fountain is flowing. Top up the food bowls. Then, inventory: Dining room table-top, double occupied. "New" couch, occupied. Morris chair, occupied. Bed, occupied. But then, where is...? Not under the dining room table. Not in the bathtub. Ok, start over. And, finally, Cloud materializes from whatever x-dimension she was visiting. And so, with 922 cats properly acounted for, the human gets... to go to work!
Tuesday, April 12, 2005
Water-Spilling Observed
In the interests of cathropology, the human fills the old water bowl and places it in the bathtub. Her mutant water-sense activated, Cloud comes running. She jumps into the bathtub, then realizes the human is still there. It's a real cultural/ethical dilemma for a kitten - should she allow a non-cat to witness the special rituals of water-spilling? There is a very long pause... Then, the water-temptation becomes overwhelming. She bites the edge of the bowl and jerks upwards. Water spills! And she races after it all the way to the drain, where she crouches in fascination as it disappears, then looks up in sad disappointment when it's all gone. But wait! There's more where that came from!! So it's back to the bowl for another round. She seems to get about 3 or 4 rounds before the whole thing goes over. (And then she takes her little wet feet and wet tail and walks all over the house...)
Monday, April 11, 2005
A First For Kittens
Open window, fresh air, growing light outside, birds making lots of noises... Kittens are like, wow! Even older cats say, Yeah, this is good.
Sunday, April 10, 2005
Water-Spilling: The Re-Make
We're still in in transition mode with this, so, to accommodate the older cats, the human puts the old bowl temporarily on floor.
Banshee drinks… Petunnia drinks… Even the kittens drink for old times’ sake.
Then, when the human unwisely turns her back, a triumphant Cloud nukes the water bowl!
But the unfeeling human mops the floor before Cloud has a chance to truly enjoy her accomplishment.
Where can a kitten turn for justice? Isn't water-spilling protected under the 1st Amendment??
Banshee drinks… Petunnia drinks… Even the kittens drink for old times’ sake.
Then, when the human unwisely turns her back, a triumphant Cloud nukes the water bowl!
But the unfeeling human mops the floor before Cloud has a chance to truly enjoy her accomplishment.
Where can a kitten turn for justice? Isn't water-spilling protected under the 1st Amendment??
Saturday, April 09, 2005
Real Excitement
So, the human washes a pair of stockings and hangs them over the bathtub to dry…
Then she watches the kittens jump into the bathtub.
Then she watches the kittens watch the stockings drip…
Does she need a life?
Follow up: How long can Cloud watch stockings drip? 5 min and counting…
Then she watches the kittens jump into the bathtub.
Then she watches the kittens watch the stockings drip…
Does she need a life?
Follow up: How long can Cloud watch stockings drip? 5 min and counting…
Thursday, April 07, 2005
Yesterday
We were cute! Funny!! Sweet!!! Good, even!!!!
And just where was our publicist when we needed her?????
And just where was our publicist when we needed her?????
Tuesday, April 05, 2005
Assumptions
Why, just because -
- Human comes home late and feeling guilty
- Human clinks the china saucers
- Human pops the tops off some cans -
Why do 922 cats - including kittens - assume that Fancy Feast is going to be involved?!
Monday, April 04, 2005
More On Mellow
PM:
Petunnia is enjoying (as is often the case) sole possession of the the bed. Then the human joins her. Well, OK. Then Buddy joins - not OK. Then the invasion -- a multitude of kittens coming and going so fast there is no counting how many... Definitely not OK. Petunnia uses bad language, and the human has to say, Be sweet, be good! Petunnia departs in disgust. (Not very mellow...)
AM:
Human wakes up to find Petunnia sleeping on the pillow, completely sweet and good, and on or about the human are Buddy and at least one kitten, also being sweet and good, i.e., snoozing... (Are we mellowing, or what?)
Petunnia is enjoying (as is often the case) sole possession of the the bed. Then the human joins her. Well, OK. Then Buddy joins - not OK. Then the invasion -- a multitude of kittens coming and going so fast there is no counting how many... Definitely not OK. Petunnia uses bad language, and the human has to say, Be sweet, be good! Petunnia departs in disgust. (Not very mellow...)
AM:
Human wakes up to find Petunnia sleeping on the pillow, completely sweet and good, and on or about the human are Buddy and at least one kitten, also being sweet and good, i.e., snoozing... (Are we mellowing, or what?)
Sunday, April 03, 2005
More On Spring
Cats and kittens share window well - maximum capacity, 2, depending on size and personality...
War On Water-Spilling Up-Date
Punishment or reward?
Human, to put an end to water-spilling, invests in high tech kitty fountain... Pictures to follow (eventually).
Human, to put an end to water-spilling, invests in high tech kitty fountain... Pictures to follow (eventually).
Quality Time
Lucy likes her human best right out of the shower, untouched by other cats (or kittens)... She lap sits, snuggles, cuddles, kneads and nibbles, all the while purring loudly, My human, mine!
Saturday, April 02, 2005
Mellow!
Petunnia, in full possession of the bed, never-the-less allows 2 kittens (count them, 2!) to jump up and hang out... Wow!!