Getting To Work On Time
Human work, that is. Cats and kittens are always on time...
So. The human has to go to work, to bring home - not the bacon, but the Fancy Feast! This is important, then... Coat, purse, brief-case, yes. Fountain is flowing. Top up the food bowls. Then, inventory: Dining room table-top, double occupied. "New" couch, occupied. Morris chair, occupied. Bed, occupied. But then, where is...? Not under the dining room table. Not in the bathtub. Ok, start over. And, finally, Cloud materializes from whatever x-dimension she was visiting. And so, with 922 cats properly acounted for, the human gets... to go to work!
So. The human has to go to work, to bring home - not the bacon, but the Fancy Feast! This is important, then... Coat, purse, brief-case, yes. Fountain is flowing. Top up the food bowls. Then, inventory: Dining room table-top, double occupied. "New" couch, occupied. Morris chair, occupied. Bed, occupied. But then, where is...? Not under the dining room table. Not in the bathtub. Ok, start over. And, finally, Cloud materializes from whatever x-dimension she was visiting. And so, with 922 cats properly acounted for, the human gets... to go to work!
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