Extreme Crash Investigated

This time they've gone too far...
Well, no, actually, they haven't, but almost...
Well, no, not almost, but almost almost almost almost almost...
Almost.
(Almost.)
Nuked: A semi-nice glazed plant pot, interior clay pot, plant! and lots of dirt.
And, if that's not bad enough, a very nice, sentimentally important, glass vase imperilled...
Kittens counter: But you vacuumed it afterward!
That was much worse than anything we did!!

Magic or science? In any event, the new force field seems to be at least temporarily succeeding in protecting the "new" couch... 

Cyrrie Says

It isn't easy being irresistible -
It means getting picked up and hugged and kissed and petted and sweet-talked everyday! And when you purr to tell her how much you object to it all, she just doesn't get the message...

Irresistible... 

Cyrrie and gang... 

Cloud says: It's a good thing for our human we didn't pretend to take ugly pills, too... 

Valient Lucy single-handedly resists invasion of tribble... 

Dear John and Nancy and Lily and Maynard

Because our human was tired this week, we pretended to take boring pills...

Super Saint

Once again, Petunnia simply watches as a kitten eats Petunnia's own food from Petunnia's own bowl - different kitten, different food, same sweet and good Petunnia... Stunned human wonders, what has happened to "smack first and ask questions later"?

Bad Company

When the vintage Raggedy Ann is found face down on the floor, together with a catnip mole and a tinsle mouse -- why in the world would the human think: kittens!

Human Finds Kibble In Brief Case

Cats and Kittens: We packed her lunch for her...

Kittens Complain

Our human interrupted a really good rumpus this morning - just to hug and kiss us!

Primate Domestication Issue

How much is too much? Think vacuum cleaner...

Recycling

After kittens (and cats?) finish playng with a package of homemade cookies, the human puts the crumbs out in the backyard. Then the kittens get to birdwatch! Which is really interesting and cool...

Rubberband kitten... 

Why Can't You Have It Both Ways?

It's not that we don't like having a clean house, it's that we hate having our house cleaned...

Can you guess my mutant ability/super power? 

Rules, Rules, Rules...

Why shouldn't Petunnia knead her human's jugular with her claws?

The Trouble With Laptops

With lovely, loveable and large Lucy on her lap, the human cannot reach the keyboard to post to the catblog...

Banshee's distinguishing characteristics - GREEN eyes and ONE white whisker... 

Another "Why not?" or "Making up for lost posts..." 

YUCK!

Poor bug-phobic human comes home from work, only to find a large dead bee on the bathroom floor!
First response: panic! Are 922 cats - and kittens - all OK?
Answer, Yes...!
Second response: Gack! Yuck! Yucker!! Yuckest!!!
Cats - and kittens - say, What? Biotoy batteries ran down, so...??
Third response: Fancy Feast for all (all cats and kittens, that is - human gratefully declines...).

How do you say "Welcome home, human"? Cyrrie says, You sleep with her, all night long... 

Cat - And Kitten - Deprivation

Hundreds of miles away, lonely human regrets not having invested in webcams!
(Grandhuman reports 922 cats - and kittens - doing just fine...)

Nominated For Sainthood

An impolite - and unpolitic - kitten invaded Petunnia's personal space earlier today. Petunnia actually sat back and watched as said kitten actually ate Petunnia's actual Fancy Feast. Petunnia did not even use bad language... "Saint Petunnia" - how many miracles does it take, now?

Looking both ways before crossing dangerous hallway... 

Oh, well, why not..? 

Philosophical Question

If a bowl of crunchies gets nuked, and there's no human home to hear it, does it still make a sound?

Octopus attack! 

Kitten solidarity... 

May Day!

It's 922 Official Kittens' Official Birthday! Happy Birthday to Us!! (And bring on the Fancy Feast!!!)

Innocent bystander?? 

922 X-Files

Pod kitten sightings in attic!

Pod-Cloud 

Pod-Cyrano 

Human Indulges In Water Sports?

922 cats - and kittens - inexplicably evicted from bathtub...! (We feel really put out about it....)