Alliteration Needed

So, the human comes home, and it's like, Hi, Buddy the Brilliant; Hi, Banshee the Beautiful (or vice versa); and, Hi, Princess Petunnia, the Perfect and Precious; Hi, Lucy the Lovely... Then it all breaks down. Maybe a generational thing? But somehow, Hi, Cloud the... Cloudy just doesn't work. Nor does Angel the Angelic, nor Cyrrie the Serious. And when it comes to AreToo, there's just nothing. Hmmm, how about, Hi, Kittens the Collectively Cute?