Morning Dilemma

You are tired. You don't want to get up. Or even wake up. But there's something wrong, very wrong: In fact, there is a crazed bed monster currently gobbling up your toes. You do the usual thing, moving said toes away from the edge and deeper under the covers, but it doesn't help. Eventually you have no choice but to open your eyes, and ... there's no bed monster in sight! And yet the extremely painful - and, worse, ticklish!! - gobbling of toes continues. Finally you peel back the quilt and there it is, the crazed little monster with the white nose stripe. Extra smooches are definitely called for...