Trials And Tribulations Of Coming Home Late
You've got to bespeak everyone just right - not only name but also nickname/s - Hi, Y'all, would never do, let alone, Hi, Who-ever-you are. And even worse is when you absolutely have to convince them that you absolutely have to pee before topping off their crunchies bowls...
posted by Lizzy at 11:53 PM
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I seem to remember a similar problem when I first got through the door. Much commotion until the food bowls were topped off. Then peace.
I've often speculated that if I didn't feed them first, they would trip me, and I would die and they would feast on me for a month. So I tell them very loudly that the carcass wouldn't stay fresh that long and they're better off holding their tongues till I'm done. Not that they listen.
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