Petunnia's Predicament

Petunnia wants to sprawl on her human's chest. She wants to sink her claws into the human's jugular - sweetly and gently, of course... She wants to vigorously wash her human's chin, but! She does not want her human to eyeball her chin, with its current zit - which will mean washing and medicating and just in general messing around.... Sorry babe, it's already too late, says the obsessive-compulsive human.....