Cyrrie Abuse Blogging

This morning, as the human tried to leave for work, Cyrrie ran into the vestibule before she had a chance to close the door. Cyrano! You get back in that house, said the human, and Cyrrie was like, When I'm ready, as he sniffed the bags of bird food currently stored there. Grr, said the human, and closed the vestibule door, trapping Cyrrie. Oh, noes! said Cyrrie, as his human scooped him up for a cuddle (a fate worse than fate, as we say here). Let me go! said Cyrrie, stiff as a board. The evil human replied, Say the magic word. No! said Cyrrie, the proud and valiant, Never! Say the magic word and I'll let you go, countered the human. And eventually, totally against his will, of course, the magic word burst out: PURR, PURR, PURR, PURR! said Cyrrie, and the human gave him, first, many kisses, and then, as promised, his freedom...