Ham (ala Maddie and Ripley?)

The grandhuman sent me home with a care package - newspapers, salad, bread - and some sliced ham. I took off my coat, distributed crunchies, topped up the fountain, and then unpacked the care package, which had no ham in it. Hmm. Where's Cyrrie. And in fact Cyrrie, and the ham, and AreToo were discovered under dining room table. They had managed to get one slice out of the plastic bag, but weren't sure what to do next. So the human chopped up ham for them - and for Cloud and Angel - but made them eat it in the kitchen...